70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
I literally have no money until next Friday… except I remembered I was given a check for $25 for a poem I wrote. This is what it’s like to be an English major, I think. I think.
I LOVE PUNS.
the guardian imagines what historical figures might look like today. my personal favourite is shakespeare, reincarnated as a shoreditch hipster.
I only accept sexts in iambic pentameter
Thy beauty is beyond all earth’s compare;
Pray tell me, lover mine, what dost thou wear?
d ONO T TYOUCH ME
Alone, I strip the raiment’s from my frame
And thus laid bare think only of your name.
And now I’m imagining Tom Hiddleston sending those texts.
A Seussian Guide to Twitter
I cannot 100% enjoy this because of the “the” in front of “Thesaurus Club” in the last line, but it still made me smile.
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
I’d give anything to read Harry Potter from Malfoy’s perspective